first world problem vent…

So my family is trying to plan a vacation for the end of this month. An international trip is out and my mom HAS to go somewhere out-doorsy so I’m thinking we can find a nice resort out west in Colorado or Montana. But then I get told to keep it closer to home because they don’t want to fly (we fly for free yet they don’t want to fly anywhere) Fine. I mention Ohio but no, keep it closer. FINE. So I’m looking into Michigan… then my dad asks: “What about somewhere in Minnesota?” SERIOUSLY?! FINE! So I try to find a really nice resort up by the Boundary Waters because well if we’re not leaving the state might as well spend the money on a nice place. But guess what? Nice resorts don’t exists in this bum fuck of a state.

I don’t want to go spend a week on a lake where the only activities are fishing, canoeing and hiking. I can do that any day of the week! How about somewhere new? Oh or the other option is Wisconsin Dells. I think its a new life goal never to vacation at the Dells. I am too old for water parks and mini golf to impress me. I even tried to get them to go back to their beloved Canada but no, that would be too adventurous, we wouldn’t want that. All I want to do is go out to a ranch in Montana and ride on a working ranch. But my mom hates horses so that’s never going to happen.

And this whole time all I think about is that how Ashley’s family is going to Rome. They know how to take advantage of their flying privileges . I’m so jealous.

Disclaimer: Yes I know: I’m a spoiled little brat/some people never get a family vacation/ some people would love a vacation like this/people are starving every minute and I’m complaining that my loving family is taking me on vacation/first world problem to the max.